who sha i marry?

Just in bed thinking of whom to marry...of course I love Ruth, but Jessica is sexy...abi make I just close my eyes marry Gift...but how will I explain to Joy that she's not my type???...mehn!!! I just don’t know what to do about Elizabeth ...her mama go pour me hot water...chai! But Rachel good just that she’s too fat...abi make I go for Ada...na wa oh! She too lekpa and she no sabi cook.... I 4 prefer Linda coz she is caring, but she no gud in bed.... No No No!!!...can’t marry Aisha she be Hausa girl...her papa no go gree.....I for even go for Esther just that she too talk.....but wait oh Ella never graduate na.... Anthonia sha??...I no go marry her, she too like money.... Ehmm!!... Sharon is too beautiful just that she can’t wash...na wa oh! Wahala dey....should I just forget about getting married and become a REVEREND FATHER???... Need your suggestions please.